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God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
ok!
my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(
me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??
6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O
it was honestly so fucking adorable because she was SO excited to impart with me the news that gay marriage exists, but then instantly heartbroken that wlw couples were robbed of all romance as they couldn’t possibly do the flamenco together
Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming
Be the good Karen you want to see in the world
You can be a lawful evil Karen or a chaotic good Karen. Choose wisely
A caren
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
hey guys look…i found one of those iconic viral Tumblr posts
In responding to a Tesla owner group acct, Elon Musk says they're removing the ability to block people except that you can block people from DMing you.
I deleted my acct last week. Recommend the rest of you do the same.
The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.
The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.
I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4
The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.
I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds
He held it for the rest of of his life!
[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.
From the ring’s perspective:
1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.
2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.
3. What the fuck is you?
4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.
5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.
6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop.
7. FUCK
8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally.
9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt*
you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!
Heh. :)
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This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I've heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we're always putting on a puppet show.
wardofwinters
thebibliosphere
Whenever I see anything like this my first thought is that @thebibliosphere will know what these words mean.
Unfortunately, you would be correct.
“Vampire facials”, which many people think is needling but is actually far, far worse, refers to platelet-rich plasma facials, in which blood is taken from a patient, processed in a centrifuge to extract the plasma and then re-injected it into the face. It’s supposed to make the skin “heal” itself because of platelets or some shit, giving you a more youthful look. Kim K helped make it popular after it was on her show but I know she also supposedly regrets it.
It’s uh, controversial to say the least. And not just because it sounds like painful bullshit but because lack of regulation for this sort of thing has lead to a couple of cases of HIV transmission happening.
The penis version is that they’re doing the exact same thing, taking plasma from themselves or a donor and injecting it into the penile tissue, supposedly to treat erectile dysfunction, but a lot of the men doing this are doing it just to get a girthier look.
And if you think I hate knowing all this, you’d be right.
i hope you’re proud of yourself Joy.
I'm not sure what kind of back alley quackery these people are doing that's getting them HIV, but Platelet Rich Plasma Injections are very much an accepted therapy for many things, including: Post-surgical recovery, cancer treatment, musculoskeletal injury (such as tendon, ligament, muscle, or joint injuries), chronic pain/inflammation such as arthritis, and many other conditions relating to soft tissue damage.
The platelets are only ever harvested from the patients own blood. Using donor blood not only exposes the patient to additional risks relating to handling, but also poses a risk of a reactions to a foreign substance. Anyone using donor blood is doing some back alley quackery.
I understand shitting on the absurdity of rich people is fun, but spreading medical disinformation is not, at least not for people working in that field. This is the kind of stuff that scares patients, and could potentially make them refuse treatment.
If you'd like some credible information instead of whatever the fuck @thebibliosphere decided to post, here is some literature.
Study with positive results for PRP therapy for rotator cuff injury
Study with positive results for PRP therapy for spinal fusion in mice
Study with positive results for PRP therapy for wound healing
Another study with positive results for PRP therapy for wound healing
Did I mention anywhere that it did not have actual medical uses?
No.
I was talking in this specific instance about it being used for VANITY and the fact that it is poorly regulated in that industry. But go off, I guess.
I understand the medical uses in proper medical facilities. That’s not what Joy is talking about. At all. It’s things like the above from vanity “spas”.
Thank you, I’m out using borrowed wifi and my link wasn't posting. Legitimately, all I was talking about were these types of procedures being done in vanity spas in relation to the screencap @ayeforscotland posted.
The deliberate bad-faith interpretation of my words to think I was talking about cancer treatments is absurd.
